I have no response to that.

Just got this email from my mother:

Web,
Have you heard about the birth control pill Yaz? It is supposed to
deal with bloating, PMS--all the bad stuff...
You might want to check it out,
mum

I did in fact have a response. A lame one, but a response nonetheless:
"I'll look into it. Thanks."



If I had the balls:

Dear mom,
I would prefer not to discuss my birth control method with you. I am 26 and have pretty much been taking care of things myself since I was 19 and walked into my university's Health Services for the first time. You never even gave me the sex talk, so I do believe it's too late for that side of our relationship.
Thanks for playing.
Web