There are two hookers on the corner across from our building.
First of all, it's freaking COLD outside. Second, as Android so charmingly put it, they look like cows.
Android: Geeze, if you're just looking for a hole to put it in...
Me: Get a nice cantaloupe or something.
Android: Yeah! Buy some fruit!
Me: ...or a nice papaya. Or a passionfruit?
Why do we have hookers on our corner? In March?
I don't know. I'm going to bed.