Regular customer (Whose check was stolen in the burglary): "Okay. I have no cash, so I have to write a check. You guys are going to keep an eye on your cash register today, right?"
Me: "Um. Yes."
Regular customer: "Good. And it's the 13th, so it's extra important today."
The fuck? Thanks, lady. A month later and I still feel like shit. Thanks for rubbing it in. Awesome.
I swear - the next time someone brings up the damn burglary, I will snap.