(I no longer work there. Thank God.)
Me: Group Sales, how may I help you?
Customer: I'm bringing a group to Lays Mizzerabells in August. Is that how you pronounce it?
Me: Les Miserables. Okay, what can I do for you?
C: Well, what is that show about? Is it about drag queens?
Me: Drag queens? Umm.. no... it's about the French Revolution.
C: No drag queens then? It's family friendly?
Me: Well, not exactly. I mean, it's about war... It's a really famous play - it ran on Broadway for like... forever.
C: But my senior citizens can come? They were concerned that there would be drag queens.
Me: Nope. No drag queens. Tell you what - why don't you check out the synopsis on the website. You could also Google "Les Miserables" and check it out there.
C: I'll do that! Thanks!
(I told the PR director about this and she said they might be thinking of La Cage Au Folles... 'cause, you know... they're both French.)